The Pets of Famous Authors:

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN





THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS

ON: OLD AGE

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
Old age is when one's memories are more filled with hope than one's future.


MARK TWAIN REMARKS
Old age is when you do not want any more memories because you have trouble remembering the ones you already have.

ON: SIN


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
Sin is most noticeable in those who commit it most infrequently.

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
Sin is most noticeable in others.  Period. 

You may also be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “Grief is no Stranger to Me.”  (She did not discover the poem herself, as she is dead, and has been for several weeks.) Please visit the following:
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ON: LOVING ANOTHER


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
He who identifies whom he loves risks a broken heart.  He who does not has a dead heart.

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
Being married, I am not fit to comment on loving another… than my wife, that is.

You may also be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “Can We Tell the Child of Death?”  (She did not discover the poem herself, as she is dead.)   Please visit the following.  http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/     
Several books by Vincent P. Lewis are available on-line at Amazon and Lulu.  Please search by author’s name.  

ON: QUESTIONS


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
We convey more information about ourselves by the questions that we ask than by those that we answer. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I wonder what Mister Wilde means by that comment?

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “I Sing of Those Lonely Heroes.”  Please visit the following. 
Several books by Vincent P. Lewis are available on-line at Amazon and Lulu.  Please search by author’s name.  

ON: JUDGING OTHER PEOPLE


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
What we fear most in ourselves is what we attack most in others… whom, I find, generally, to be delightful and witty people. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I am most afraid of having to live in a world populated with people like I am.  Others are too. 

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “If I Should Die.” Please visit the following. http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/     
Several books by Vincent P. Lewis are available on--line at Amazon and Lulu.  Please search by author’s name.  

ON: EXPERIENCE


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
One experience is not sufficient to instruct.  Only the second or third repetition will show that life is primarily not a matter of coincidence and fortunate chance. 

MARK TWAIN TWAIN REMARKS
Fortunate chance may well preserve a happy ignorance by preventing that second or third repetition. 

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “Friend Book Can Take Us.”  Please visit the following. 
Several books by Vincent P. Lewis are available on--line at Amazon and Lulu.  Please search by author’s name.  

ON: READING THE BIBLE


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
I read the Bible religiously.  This means, once a week, for less than one hour, and with my mind wandering to other subjects, as I attempt to remain awake.

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
Mister Wilde forgot to add: “Getting angry at the other ‘readers’ in the parking lot when they all try to leave at once.” 

ON: PERCEPTION


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
The secret to successful perception is to know when to stop looking. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I shall stop looking when I am wise enough to prefer deception over perception.    

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “Heaven is here on Earth.”  Please visit the following. http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/     
Several books by Vincent P. Lewis are available on-line at Amazon and Lulu.  Please search by author’s name.  

ON: UNREQUITED LOVE


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
The unrequited love blinds us to defects. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I sometimes wish that my wife did not return my love so strongly. 

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “A Road Leads to the Town.”  Please visit http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/.     
Several books by Vincent P. Lewis are available on-line at Amazon and Lulu.  Please search by author’s name.  

ON: MODERN ERRORS


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
The major error of modern times is the belief that, because so much more is known for certain, fewer errors are made. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
Mister Wilde could be wrong on that, but I do not know for certain. 

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “I Can Walk the Path.” not a Stranger.”  Please visit the following. 
Books by Vincent P. Lewis are available on line at Amazon and Lulu.  Please search by author’s name.  

ON: SMALL FAVORS (AGAIN)


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
More than most, I appreciate even the smallest favors done for me.  This is because I am so nearly perfect that it is possible to do only small favors for me. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
A small favor is a sign that the other fellow feels that you are no longer going to be of use to him.  However, he is not quite positive, and wants insurance. 

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “Death is not a Stranger.”  Please visit http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/

Books by Vincent Lewis are available on Amazon and Lulu.com.  

ON: HAPPINESS


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
People who have made a wrong choice are least likely to respond truthfully when asked if they are happy. 

MARK TWAIN
As misery loves company, it must truly be happy and never lonely.

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “The Greatest Joy.”  Please visit http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/

Books by Vincent Lewis are available on Amazon and Lulu.com.  

ON: CRITICISM


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
It may be better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.  However, criticism is more fun to express, and more pleasing to listen to.

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
It is better to light one cigar. 

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson, “God enables us to desire.”  Please visit http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/

Books by Vincent Lewis are available on Amazon and Lulu.com.  

ON: FABLES


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
Only an undeveloped culture does not have a profound appreciation of fantasy and fable as a means of teaching virtues. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I have found that the highly cultured are not virtuous in the least.  Of course, neither is anyone else.  It is only that these highly cultured types are also terribly pretentious.

You may be interested in a newly discovered poem by Emily Dickinson.  Please visit http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/

ON: AUTOBIOGRAPHIES


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
To write an autobiography is to declare that the story of one’s life is worth more than the deaths of several trees.  The validity of the judgment depends more upon the quality of the trees than of the person.

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I would rather read my own autobiography than write it.  I would then rearrange the circumstances of the final chapter to avoid the conclusion, and gain additional time.

Emily Dickinson once composed a greeting card.  You can read it at the following location.  http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/

ON: TALENT


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
Those who lack talent to such a degree that they can recognize neither it nor its total absence are thereby mercifully spared the realization of the true level of their own ability. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
Talent is simply being able to fool enough of the people enough of the time for long enough to get them to pay you often enough for what you do. 

You may be interested in Emily Dickinson’s newest poem, “The soul seeks its own company.”  You can read it at http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/

ON: SMALL FAVORS

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
We should be grateful for having small favors done for us, as we are unlikely to know anyone who is willing to do a big one.


MARK TWAIN REMARKS
Most small favors were originally big favors are done by people who lost interest in helping us before they finished.  



You may also be interested in Emily Dickinson's newest poem: "Am I Library?" Please visit.  http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/


You may be interested in how the USA compares with the Ancient Roman Empire.  Please visit http://www.vinlewis.typepad.com/analysis_and_explanations

ON: BEING RELIGIOUS

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
It is not hypocrisy that troubles us in the seriously religious person.  It is sincerity.  


MARK TWAIN REMARKS
The seriously religious person is seriously annoying only when he is not seriously amusing.  






ON: ATHEISM

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
Atheism requires more strength of mind than belief.  It requires the conscious conquests of both the rational faculty of the mind and the passionate longing of the soul.  

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
With regard to the Deity I shall reserve judgment, and ask that He do the same with regard to me.  

You are invited to visit the following blog, in order to read the most recent uncensored works by Emily Dickinson.  http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/

ON: HISTORY

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
The only advantage in having an knowledge of history is being able to correct people you do not like when they make improper references.  

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
All nations record the same historical events.  The only difference is the degree of pain that they admit or hide.  

ON: LYING

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
To tell a simple lie requires no talent.  To tell the precise truth, in a way that is misunderstood, and then have the misperception believed, this requires both intelligence and skill.


MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I wonder if he is telling the truth on this.

ON: MIRACLES

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
When we consider our own existence, it is far easier to believe in miracles than to believe that they do not occur.  At least this is easier when considering my existence.  


MARK TWAIN REMARKS
It is not so much that I disbelieve in miracles.  I simply wonder why such exceptional events have not yet made the world a better place to live.  

ON: HOPE AND FEAR

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
One can only hope when one fears that bad fortune is likely.  Virtue often exists only in the presence of its opposite vice.  


MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I fear that he may be right about this, but I hope not.  

ON: LIFE AS THEATER

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
Society's rituals and formalities serve as plots for those who are not creative enough to devise plays for their own lives.  

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I don't mind following a plot.  I just want to be able to write the last scene... and the reviews.

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ON: LAWS


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
Most, if not all laws, should expire automatically, then to be affirmed, revised or revoked based upon newly discovered knowledge. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I wonder how long that rule is supposed to be in effect.  

You are invited to visit the following blog, in order to read the most recent works by Emily (she really is dead) Dickinson.  http://vinlewis.typepad.com/emily_dickinson/

ON: BEING SINGLE MINDED


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES                                                                                                                 There is nothing as single minded as that person who has not not learned the limits of his talent or ability
MARK TWAIN REMARKS
He is referring either to a very new bride, or a child with a new, and dangerous, toy. 

ON: POLITICAL DIFFERENCES

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
A Conservative will oppose a law that costs money if he feels that it will advance liberal causes, even if it will have beneficial results.

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
On the other hand, a Liberal will advocate causes only because they cost Conservatives money, even when he knows that the result will not be beneficial.

ON: THE OBLIGATION OF AUTHORS

OSCARE WILDE OBSERVES
If an author's writings remind the readers of another then he has merely duplicated.  Each true author is obligated to create his own permanently remembered impression.


MARK TWAIN REMARKS
This reminds me of something someone else wrote... but I forget who it was.  


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ON' A USE OF ETIQUETTE


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
Those who are so untalented as to be unable to write the scripts of their own life dramas, may yet use social rituals and the rules of etiquette to give acceptable performances. 

MARK TWAIN
I don’t mind someone else writing the drama of my life, as long as I get to write the last scene. 

You may find the blog listed below to be of interest.  The current title is “A Conservative, half right.”  It deals with the decline of the USA.     http://vinlewis.typepad.com/

ON: DEMOCRACY


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
A mob is democracy in action.  An army is only a mob that has given up its freedom in hope of gain.

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
It is as easy to get a democracy to wage war as it is a dictatorship.  It is simply more difficult to get the democracy to stop.  

You may find the following blog to be of interest.  The current title is “A Conservative, half right.”     http://vinlewis.typepad.com/