OSCAR WILD OBSERVES:
The widespread attraction of the
theater is that, despite the difference in prices, those in the orchestra hear the
words at the same time as those in the balcony.
MARK TWAIN REMARKS:
The theater is popular as it allows a
man to receive credit for taking his wife out for the night, while still sleep
through the entire thing.
Oscar’s
new play Who’s Afraid of the Long Day’s
Journey into the Drawing Room is available on Amazon and Lulu.com.