The Pets of Famous Authors:

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN





THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS

ON: THEOLOGY


OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
We do not want a just God, regardless of what we say in our prayers.  We want a harsh God to judge our enemies, and a merciful God to forgive our sins.  Reconciling this, without becoming polytheists, is the perpetual theological problem. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I shall not dare to comment on the nature of the Deity.  I shall simply hope that the angel bookkeeper in charge of my accounts is rather careless, or can be bribed with a cigar.  

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