The Pets of Famous Authors:

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN





THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
The difference between Liberals and Conservatives can be explained using the sinking Titanic as a metaphor.  The Liberals would require everyone to drink to the point that they could neither find nor control the lifeboats.  The Conservatives would insist that the people pay for their last drinks. 

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
I am certain that, in such a case, the Liberals would force the Conservatives to pay for everyone.  Their sole principle is never to pay for their own programs. 

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