The Pets of Famous Authors:

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN





THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS

ON: APOLOGIES TO WOMEN

OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
If God were to hold our apologies to women to be the lies that they are the population of Heaven would be all female.  

MARK TWAIN REMARKS
At least in that case we would not have to worry about our table manners in Hell.