OSCAR WILDE OBSERVES
A Conservative will adopt one stray dog, and, doing no more, will consider that he has done enough. A Liberal will not adopt any stray dogs, will deny that the Conservative has, and will then pass a law outlawing stray dogs. He will then consider that he done more than enough.
MARK TWAIN REMARKS
A Conservative is a hedonist who is ashamed of his pleasures. A Liberal is a masochist who is beyond all shame.
THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS
