OSCAR WILDE Observes:
The proper course of behavior in social situations is, first, determined by the percentage of those present who are women. And then it is determined by the percentage of those who are ladies.
MARK TWAIN Remarks:
My own rule is to remember what I do one time, and then do the exact opposite the next time. This way I am right at least half the time. And, for me, this is not a bad success rate.
