OSCAE WILDE OBSERVES
Some people are too obtuse to leave after a witty and subtle insult. These are those people who do not use the word "obtuse."
MARK TWAIN REMARKS
To be rid of a person loan him money and pretend that you expect repayment. This is particularly useful with relatives.
THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS
