OSCAR WILDE observes:
Life is a play. Those who are unhappy with it are more often dissatisfied with their lines rather than their roles. Bad costumes displease also.
MARK TWAIN remarks:
If life were truly a play than we should be given a rehearsal or two before we try it for real. Some "out of town" preview performances would help too, if performed before a sympathetic audience. Come to think of it, this may be what childhood is for.
THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS
