The Pets of Famous Authors:

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN





THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS

ON: THE POLICE

 Oscar Wilde Observes:


    Police are public servants but in a truly perverse way.  Private servants are paid by their employers to keep secret our embarrassing secrets.  Police are paid to reveal them.


Mark Twain Remarks:


          Police sit around most of the time doing nothing.  Then, when something happens, they tend to overreact and over estimate their beneficial effect.  That is they are much like a mixture of children and husbands. No, they are simply like husbands.