The Pets of Famous Authors:

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN





THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN

THE DOG OF OSCAR WILDE AND THE FROG OF MARK TWAIN
FAMOUS PETS

ON: MEN VERSUS WOMEN

OSCAR WILDE Observes:
Hunting for men what shopping is for women, often yielding equal degrees of satisfaction. However, a man can not return the deer to the forest if the hunter later decides that it makes him look fat.  

MARK TWAIN Remarks:
It is not true that shopping with a woman gives a man a foretaste of Hell on Earth.  It merely makes Hell seem less unpleasant by comparison.    

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