OSCAR WILDE Observes:
With regard to business deals there is an expression that a successful one leaves both parties feeling slightly cheated. I propose this alternative. It should leave each party feel that he cheated the other. They feel better this way.
MARK TWAIN Remarks:
I disagree with Mr Wilde. His description reminds me of a married couple who want to divorce, but fail to do so because they can not agree on the grounds.